Ryan Swanson

100 collages

Lay Still, play dead

Lay Still, play dead

Bitch knows what she wants

Bitch knows what she wants

Once a diva, always a diva

Once a diva, always a diva

Kinda like that old-timey record player thing

Kinda like that old-timey record player thing

It won't ever get old, but it will run out

It won’t ever get old, but it will run out

Yes, I'm sure she's still looking

Yes, I’m sure she’s still looking

Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter

Once a shoplifter, always a shoplifter

Too Bad You Can't Pay Your Bills In Idealism

Too Bad You Can’t Pay Your Bills In Idealism

The Third Angel Really Wasn't An Angel At All

The Third Angel Really Wasn’t An Angel At All

Add An Accent Lamp To An Otherwise Dull Room

Add An Accent Lamp To An Otherwise Dull Room

Congratulations, Your Arranged Marriage Is On Hold

Congratulations, Your Arranged Marriage Is On Hold

I Don't Play Scrabble With Him, He Cheats

I Don’t Play Scrabble With Him, He Cheats

Modern Plant Formations

Modern Plant Formations

Thats Not Something You Are Allowed To Touch

Thats Not Something You Are Allowed To Touch

It Felt Hot Coming Out

It Felt Hot Coming Out

Elephant Man Regretted His Color Palette For The Evening

Elephant Man Regretted His Color Palette For The Evening

Ya, But He Can Only Do It Two Times

Ya, But He Can Only Do It Two Times

I'm Not Going To Let Him Know My Name

I’m Not Going To Let Him Know My Name

I Don't Want To Know Her Name

I Don’t Want To Know Her Name

I Heard Jesus 3.0 Is Going To Be The Gay Version

I Heard Jesus 3.0 Is Going To Be The Gay Version

Jack Nicholson Stars In "The Shining"

Jack Nicholson Stars In “The Shining”

Kelly Kapowski Should Have Been In Showgirls

Kelly Kapowski Should Have Been In Showgirls

What Are You Going To Do? Arrest Me For Smoking?

What Are You Going To Do? Arrest Me For Smoking?

Knots Of Experience

Knots Of Experience

Reach Around

Reach Around

It's A Cool Game And All But It'd Be Better If We Could Wear Our Own Outfits

It’s A Cool Game And All But It’d Be Better If We Could Wear Our Own Outfits

I Still Like That Single Ladies Video

I Still Like That Single Ladies Video

Not Enough, You Mean Not Enough

Not Enough, You Mean Not Enough

Show Up Late/ Leave Early Syndrome

Show Up Late/ Leave Early Syndrome

Medusa

Medusa

King-un-done

King-un-done

It's Old But Someone Will Take It

It’s Old But Someone Will Take It

You Can Ask The Dry Cleaner But I'm Not Hopeful

You Can Ask The Dry Cleaner But I’m Not Hopeful

Beach Sex Only Works In Movies

Beach Sex Only Works In Movies

Bridges Part For The Right Thighs

Bridges Part For The Right Thighs

This is What Happens When You Don't Have Zoning Laws

This is What Happens When You Don’t Have Zoning Laws

It Wasn't Balloon Boy's Best Idea

It Wasn’t Balloon Boy’s Best Idea

Regretful Nightmares

Regretful Nightmares

Houndstooth Homerun

Houndstooth Homerun

Even Condos Can Crumble

Even Condos Can Crumble

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